The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'
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Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
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Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!
by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013
Get the southern monkey mug.Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.
Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.
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People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas
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