Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Kei is a very good smash bros player who simps for Joker. He's chaotic in a good way. He can tell you about all the important animes to know about. Sometimes he'll pull really good advice out of nowhere.
by Bo_Raichu_King November 24, 2021

by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024

by gkondawekay June 25, 2021

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021

by just a random kid in 7th grade November 18, 2021
