Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 01, 2019

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cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

by Joujoubox June 08, 2018

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Cook up

To engage in music production/recording/producing, etc.

you record the vocals and I'm going to cook up a beat

by M4OE October 29, 2021

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Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.

Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”

by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024

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