A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.
Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
by joesk84ever December 26, 2011
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Get the Beats me mug.Adopt me! (what I like to call it is Scam Me! or Trade Me) is a Roblox game that used to be about roleplaying. Now all you do is stand till in the middle of the city and flex your mega neon sparkling dorito dust golden shadow dragon. You also buy overpriced pets that cost 1000 Robux each every Xmas and Halloween just to trade it away and never use them. It wont be worth as much as pets that came out a few years before. The only excuse is because their older. I wonder how it got to this point. The only other thing kids do in the game is scam.
Devs: *Adds a limited overpriced pet.*
8 year old: *logs on to Adopt Me! Buys pet using mommy's credit card.*
Scammer: hey wanna trust trade I will give you a mega owl (I dont know why we cant just use the trade feature in the game) all you have to do is give me the new pet.
8 year old: Ok *gives pet.*
Scammer: here's you mega owl *in trade* haha get scammed dont trust a stranger just because you want a creepy looking owl.
8 year old: Noooooooo :(
8 year old: *logs on to Adopt Me! Buys pet using mommy's credit card.*
Scammer: hey wanna trust trade I will give you a mega owl (I dont know why we cant just use the trade feature in the game) all you have to do is give me the new pet.
8 year old: Ok *gives pet.*
Scammer: here's you mega owl *in trade* haha get scammed dont trust a stranger just because you want a creepy looking owl.
8 year old: Noooooooo :(
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No other type of food can replace the meaning.
Origin was from a clumsy mistake of the tongue. Japanese are damn bastards for making the language so difficult, it's often to have this term slip out of your mouth while speaking, or even singing Japanese.
The mistake has been occurring more and more lately, and it has been spreading further around the globe. From this point, it has transformed part of the internet. This term now can be used in any form. Such as a death threat or a greeting. It can be anything you can think of in your mind and much more.
No other type of food can replace the meaning.
Origin was from a clumsy mistake of the tongue. Japanese are damn bastards for making the language so difficult, it's often to have this term slip out of your mouth while speaking, or even singing Japanese.
The mistake has been occurring more and more lately, and it has been spreading further around the globe. From this point, it has transformed part of the internet. This term now can be used in any form. Such as a death threat or a greeting. It can be anything you can think of in your mind and much more.
Person 1: Damn, is that American weeaboo over there in the corner trying to sing Japanese by the sound of what he hears?
Person 2: Quite so. I can't handle it anymore... corn me, please.
Heinlein: How unfortunate.
Person 2: Quite so. I can't handle it anymore... corn me, please.
Heinlein: How unfortunate.
by Raiqe July 13, 2011
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Person 2: nothing
Person 1: Did you fuck with my ex gf?
Person 1: Be straight with me bro!
Person 2: yeah bro, I did. She was begging me. I’m sorry bro!
Person 2: nothing
Person 1: Did you fuck with my ex gf?
Person 1: Be straight with me bro!
Person 2: yeah bro, I did. She was begging me. I’m sorry bro!
by Icy cash December 22, 2018
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