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Maria

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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Maria Effect

When a girl’s personality is so bad that in turn it makes her physically unattractive.
“Dude that girl is so ugly”

Not really, it’s just the Maria Effect”
by jxshuhh February 12, 2025
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Eva Maria

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner
by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023
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maria

maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"
by StarMe March 17, 2023
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Mater Maria

Mater is filled with A bunch of chicks who are absolute tool bags and think there so hot but really need to snap back to reality.

But mater has some absolute human bobcats who like to rip the occasional morning cone and like to get riker fired up.

Then you get your lung destroying stig users that one one likes.
by Damo the drugo November 28, 2021
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Maria Jeslee

An Awesome tall and exciting guy to talk to, he is always there if you need anything, all the women adore him, even boys on how long and tall he is, often goes afk after drinking tap water, he's also the blackest man to ever live
is that a shadow walking towards us?!
Don't worry, That's Maria Jeslee!
by randomboynamedmajid November 23, 2023
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Maria avilez

Maria is a lesbian who can sometimes be funny ,sweet and a kiss ass when she wants something but can be a devil walking earth when she’s mad or annoyed and can be a total bitch when she in relationships she likes to take thinks slow but she also suck kids dicks that she just met a day ago behind bleachers and is a restart that is sometimes good and bad at lying and is sometimes disrespectful when she doesn’t like something if you get her mad enough she will go off on you she is really outgoing and friendly she also burps a lot and annoys the shit out of people most the time but is really cool to hang with and funny in a special Way is that friend of the group who always recorded everything and everyone else hyped you up listens to ur bullshit and problems and is sometimes awkward is y’all skinny but in a good way clear skin nice smile and sometimes has a mustache and has a beaner couch and doesn’t have papers she’s also part of the small titties committee.fuck you maria avilez
Lilibeth :Maria (*5)
Maria avilez: ignores

Lilibeth :fuck you then nvm

Maria avilez :what
by Thots for life May 8, 2020
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