ankle socks

Usually wore by Gay men or Meat heads. These guys might steal these sox from their girlfriends. Never wear ankle sox's with shorts, you will be hit on by other gay men.

When you go to the gym. Look at the guy wearing ankle sox.. He is either gay or a meatheat. "ankle socks"

by Notgayman2 April 24, 2011

Throat Sock

A dumb slutty whore, or bitch, of a woman, who is only good for swallowing jizz which has been ejaculated into her mouth.

That bitch is a damn throat sock.

by pbj81 April 1, 2009

Virgin socks

A sock which comes between the ankle and the knee.
Indicates virginity.

P1: Check out her virgin socks!
P2: They go nice with her knee length skirt

by thisiseffy March 14, 2011

Turd Sock

Someone who is worth almost as much as a steaming poo inside of a dirty sock.

God Johnny, you're such a turd sock!

by MafiaMan979 June 10, 2009

Sock-aholic

A knitter addicted to the act of making socks, often to the point where it interferes in his/her social life, and drains financial resources which ultimately get diverted toward yarn acquisition.

Mary, a consumate Sock-aholic, was too busy knitting her latest pair to realize that she was being eyed by the handsome man on the other side of the public library study table.

by Knitters Brewing Company July 26, 2009

Sock Shots

"Sock Shots" refers to the practice of soaking your socks in alcohol, wearing the socks out to the bars, and then ringing the socks out into your mouth to save money on alcohol.

Many of the more clever folk will wear multiple layers of Sock Shots, preferably soaked in homemade corn liquor, thereby exponentially decreasing the amount of money they need to spend that night on alcohol.

"Dude, I'm just not drunk enough. I wish I had just $5 more..."

"Man... you should have worn some Sock Shots tonight! I was walking around in mine all night, so they were a bit salty, but I'm drunk as shit and saved like $8!"

by Vernon Roche November 11, 2012

Granny's Sock

A condom that is so low-performing, you will think that your Grandma knitted it for you.

John made Jill pregnant last night. He shouldn't have been wearing Granny's Sock.

by TEH ONLINE GRANNY August 6, 2012