Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog

When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.

I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.

by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025

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Nissy your hot!

From the colorful sandles to the cracked windshield....who much is this gonna cost me.

I will take two but Nissy your hot!

by Simba and zues October 31, 2025

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Hot Dog Stevens

A fictional character made up by Nate Quillin.

Hot Dog Stevens is comin' for ya.

by Hot Dog Stevens November 1, 2025

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The Hot Calzone

When a man stuffs his balls into a woman's butthole.

Believe it or not, she let me give her The Hot Calzone on our first date.

by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025

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Hot dog man

A man who wears a hot dog suit and runs around helping people. Rumored to live somewhere in Humboldt County. Identity unknown.

“Have you seen the hot dog man?” “No, I’m looking for him.”

by secretsanta456 November 7, 2025

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Hot toy

An expensive, highly sought after collectible action figure. Many virgins tend to obsess over them, but on the other end of the spectrum, they may even get you laid.

Adam: I love hot toys!
Woman: fuck yeah *clothes eviscerate*

by TMNT SCRAPER November 18, 2025

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