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Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
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i love you with all my everything

what it means??? I love you with all my everything.
I love you with all my everything.
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I could see what she had for breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)
A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".
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What you say when you are REALLY drunk and found a little girl...
DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!
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I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.
You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.
by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020
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cope plus malding plus i didnt asked

These are every twitter users comeback, they will use this to make fun of you. To avoid falling into this trick, simply don't download Twitter you fucking idiot.
Twitter user: kpop industry is so cool!!!!

You: Actually, it's pretty corrupted.

Twitter user: I see, you have a different opinion. Prepare for death. cope plus malding plus i didnt asked.
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