gay syndrome

when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn

by timmy lukanburg July 1, 2019

NB syndrome

NB syndrome is caused by getting No Bitches

Jonny has NB syndrome. He gets no bitches

by jakegyllenhaalswife January 25, 2022

Muda Syndrome

A disease which is caused by being an extreme Jojotard and the symptom is losing of speech and only thing you can say is MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Jake: mudamuda mudamudamudamudamuda MUDA MUDA MUDA.

Carl: WTF happened to Jake.

Tim: He watched too much of JJBA and got the Muda Syndrome.

by Saitama 777 April 7, 2021

Hülkenberg Syndrome

A condition in which one consistently fails to achieve something, despite always being good enough for it.

Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.

Why do you keep on missing out on that prize?
Dude, I've got the Hülkenberg Syndrome.

by jat2021 August 11, 2021

Hoskinson syndrome

The sudden need/urge to buy ADA after listening to Charles Hoskinson talk for a period of time.

“I was supposed to buy groceries today but came down with a severe case of Hoskinson syndrome.”

“My daughter stares at her iPad for hours. We can only hope it’s Hoskinson syndrome.”

by Liamtskinner March 1, 2021

Katie syndrome

the act in where a person can’t spell , type , text and or talk properly it is commonly know as being dyslexic but is also classed as being a dumb fuck they will also casually misspell things and can’t be fucked to dis the failure as they are in fact also a failure. is also contagious if you spend long periods of time texting and or talking with said person

person 1: that dude really can’t speak properly

person 2: yeah they have Katie syndrome

by bigdumb January 5, 2020

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019