An expression used to dismiss passive aggressive behaviour, or deflect from someone who is stressing you out with an overload of information.
Aethelfred: You're the kind of guy who likes his toast buttered both sides, aren't you...
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.
by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
by anonymous September 7, 2021

Noun - used to describe a girl you are talking to in a more than friends way but not in a relationship with. The person is typically highly contested for. The term "my ball" has been popularised by content creator and rapper DDG when referring to India Love, another popular social media personality. When saying "my ball" the user of the term is referring to sport and their "possession" of the woman in question.
"yo bro that's my ball" "bro my ball being dribbled by another guy right now" "that's my ball there back off bro"
by refthat'sourball June 12, 2025

The forgotten 4th brother of the Ball family. Brother to Lamelo, Lonzo and LiAngelo Ball and son of the GOAT Lavar Ball. He got deported to Africa after his dad deemed his basketball skills "for the monkeys". He currently lives in the Congo.
by Ellen Parent April 3, 2025

Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!
by StudMastaFlex34 April 2, 2022

by i dont know :) May 23, 2023

When you are on top of a chick fucking her and ahe lets out a fart that ruffles your nutsack. That, my friend, is a ball ruffler.
by Scuffthestuff October 13, 2017
