Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
by Bear5599 February 5, 2023
Get the I love hot dads mug.Them: “Have you ate today?”
You: “No, it's fine though.”
Them: “Please eat it's not good for you to go that long without eating!”
You: “Oh... okay.” (scary love)
You: “No, it's fine though.”
Them: “Please eat it's not good for you to go that long without eating!”
You: “Oh... okay.” (scary love)
by luvvlez March 19, 2022
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Get the Love mug.The circle around a female where the male inside the circle will be accused of having a crush on them by either the female or other people. The love radius is bigger in attractive females, and it gets bigger with age. It varies from 0.5 meters to 2 meters. Avoid this circle unless you are interested in the female.
You know that hot girl in 2nd period math? Her love radius is 1 meter, stay 1 meter away from her or she will think you love her.
by porn addiction April 12, 2011
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But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
by RightNowRN February 2, 2024
Get the I Love You mug.The single strand of hair that mysteriously ends up between a female's butt cheeks in the shower. Pulling this strand out gives her a pleasure in which she doesn't quite understand.
As the suds slowly dripped down her breast, she gently pulled the follicle of love from her bottom and put it on the shower wall.
by Guttertron June 9, 2017
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In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy.
In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k
In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician.
It's also fatal I guess.
In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy.
In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k
In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician.
It's also fatal I guess.
by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021
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