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bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".
Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches
by SpizyFishtTacoz December 10, 2013
mugGet the bitches give me stitchesmug.

ME

YOU ARE ME IF I WERE YOU BECAUSE IF I WERE YOU YOUD BE ME FOR YOU WOULD BE I AND YOU ME
I KNOW THAT MADE NO SENSE BUT WHAT IT MEANT IS IF WE SWITCH BODYS YOUD BE ME AND ID BE YOU.
Friend that dosent exist: bro... why do you do this to me.
ME: what?
friend that dosent exist: how am i here if i dont exist.
ME: wakes up and starts crying.
by daddychilllllll June 15, 2022
mugGet the MEmug.

Rednecking Me

1. When someone plays you for a fool
2. When someone says something just to get you to say it back eg. "I love you"
Example 1
Girl: Give me a ride and I'll suck your dick
Guy: Are you "Rednecking Me"???
Example 2

Guy: I love you!
Girl: OK
Guy: I said, I love you
Girl: Are you "Rednecking Me"???
by SMcReal July 6, 2019
mugGet the Rednecking Memug.

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.
Cans are near me!!!
by Canzz January 18, 2023
mugGet the cans are near memug.

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.
by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023
mugGet the Fuck me in the ass goodmug.

Say hi to Dave for me.

Allegedly this is a code phrase used to identify text scammers whose locations are compromised so that they have a chance to get out of their location before organized crime families, ICE or the FBI storm their location.

In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.

Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.

Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.

Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?

Or maybe its just something Dave started.
Thanks, Miguel. I'll give you your social security number as soon as you tell me yours. Let's do this!

Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.
by Absolutely NOT Dave October 14, 2025
mugGet the Say hi to Dave for me.mug.

Hate Me

"you hate me" "Mar loves Enrique"
by ShnorgleSlurb June 18, 2025
mugGet the Hate Memug.

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