sex

something i have every night

I love sex

by ur mum! January 17, 2022

Newton sex

When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away

Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.

by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019

Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020

No sex September

Boys and girls are forbidden to have sex for the whole month of September

Time to start no sex September

by Kearnsy777 November 7, 2020

Butt sex

What I did your mom last night

I butt sexed your mother

by IncepSean January 20, 2023

sex

my dads secret game we play toghter

dad : son we are playing my secret game called sex (sexual intercouse) wether you like it or not

by i_eat_nanas July 7, 2022

gay sex

why did you look this up like are you that bored, maybe instead of doing so you should go focus doing something productive...

A: wanna have gay sex
B: yo bro thats kinda gay
A: ..

by i love him so much makes me 😭 May 9, 2024