Sex

how the fuck do you not know what this is you fucking virgin????? also, why are people writing wattpad fanfics on here? my eyes are burning.

A: I heard you finally lost your virginity, who'd you have sex with?
B: your mom B)
dont reply with your mom when someone asks how you lost your virginity. i got slapped across my face

by penisman409 November 22, 2022

Sex

when you put your silly yellow liquid maker inside of someones butt

"i had sex with your mom"

by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 April 22, 2023

birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born

"Your birthday sex has been declined"

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

Sex

Luke any luke that may resemble a greek god with a horse cock

the definition of sex is luke

by 22334455www January 17, 2022

sex

how kids are made

want kids?

yes but how?

we have to have sex over and over again

by dkncmsnencuss c wiozncnd May 2, 2023

Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017

sex

something neither of us will ever have

i cant pull bitches so no sex

by skybaditoilet August 19, 2024