I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.

Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.

by ledar August 3, 2021

Hot Pot

Functions as a reverse bukkake where multiple females all squirt on one dude.

I just got of a mean hot pot…. I’m soaked.

by Yurt_Dave January 5, 2024

Hot Gaucho

The farts you get while you have the meat sweats.

Dude I ate so much beef tonight I got the meat sweats. Those poor bastards in the elevator couldn’t handle the Hot Gaucho I dropped!

by -Linwood November 20, 2021

Hot Swap

When two elderly people shit in their diapers and then swap them while they are still piping hot.

How many hot swaps have you done today grandma?
Granny loves to hot swap with Carl across the hallway from her

by Ton-Tons January 31, 2023

Hot

Fire.

Fire is hot

by Some gay rat December 26, 2020

Hot-pocketing

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.

“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”

by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023