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sex

how kids are made
want kids?

yes but how?

we have to have sex over and over again
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Sex

Boy: sex?
Girl: no
by Salty sock October 8, 2021
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ultra sex

when a lava lamp just isnt enough, you just godda shove your dick into hot candle wax
dang, i think im just gonna go do some ultra sex in my room.
by CyberTohka November 30, 2024
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sex

Sex
sex
by anonymous May 12, 2023
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sex with dog

If someone says to you “sex with dog” you much immediately respond with “dog with sex” or the other person must chop off your dick.
Person 1: Sex with dog
Person 2: DOG WITH SEXXXX
by anonymous March 9, 2021
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Sex

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply
Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply
by .xxx_j_xxx. May 13, 2022
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sex race

Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 5, 2020
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