Alabama hot pocket

a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.

Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"

by heheheheehehehehehhehDICK_HEAD May 13, 2024

Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest

One of the many, many, many embarrassing moments for the U.S. congress, back in 2018.

Great entertainment though, when you watch the late night host Stephen Colbert cover it.

You can google „siYIEmHOvDU“ and you’ll find that video, or you can also just google the definition of this word

- Did you hear about the Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018?
- You didn’t?
- Now you did.

by UrbanCruzer May 21, 2024

Hot Reezies

A verb used to describe insufflation of vaporized methamphetamine, usually by getting a long borosilicate glass tube red hot on one end, which the user then places on a pile of meth, instantly vaporizing the substance and allowing for the insufflation of this vapor through the cool end of the glass tube. A broken glass oil burner is often recycled for this purpose.

Cabinet: Mr. President, you have a speech to deliver in about 20 minutes.
Joe Biden: Okay. Let me do some hot reezies and burn a few ants with a magnifying glass before I jerk off.

Cabinet: excellent plan, sir. It is an honor to watch you hot reezie and jerk off.

by Gargantuan Scrotum May 22, 2024

Lil tay is hot

A phrase to get you on a watch list.

My friend frank was giving off strange vibes after proclaiming to me that lil tay is hot.

by MdstandsforMYDICK May 28, 2024

Hot Boxing

Hot boxing is the precursor to soaking, which is the act of penetrating the vagina with the penis without movement. Hot boxing originated in the Mormon religion as an act performed by an older man with a younger woman, whose vagina was often referred to by the elders as a “hot box.”

“Jebediah is hot boxing with his new bride tonight so she does not lose her innocence”

by MrBlankman February 9, 2024

Hot Cheeto Puffs

Probably one of the best snacks Frito Lay has ever created. Better than regular Hot Cheetos.

Billy Bob Jones: yo let me get some of those Hot Cheeto Puffs
Person 2: nah fam these are mine, fuck off

by unused username February 10, 2024

Hot Pot

A “hot pot” is when you fart in a pot and then cover it with another pot or lid to trap the hot air inside, preferably after eating spicy food to make it seem hotter. You cannot just use a regular fart because the 98.6 degree air will not qualify. It needs to be enhanced by the acidity of spicy food making it “seem hotter.” Also, consider the face that lids have weep holes for steam to escape that may take the edge off of your hot fart, this defeating the purpose. Consider slamming a whole nother pot on top of the fart pot as fast as you can. Could be alternatively known as a pan poot or a poot pot. Best of luck with your hot pot.

I left a hot pot on the stove at the community center, but I remembered later on that I used that glass lid with a weep hole, so you know it bled out. If it wasn’t for that, whoever cut the stove on next would have blown up a 3 foot fire ball! I hope that fire extinguisher in there still works…

by Jwoods163 February 11, 2024