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I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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Bad sex

You hear a lot of people talking about making sex good, even addictive, but you dont hear many people say if the sex isnt bad sex, I will make it bad, I will make it horrible. You won't want to fuck anything again after you fuck me. It's a lot like the way you hear a lot of people claim (brag about) they make everyone they meet laugh except you, you're the first one that didnt laugh at what they said or found them funny at all. You hardly ever hear people say I never really had a good sense of humor, it was always lacking, even as a kid I took everything seriously.
by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020
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sex land

sex land is a minecraft world created by CLEVERCATMAN from may 6 2019,
by CLEVERCATMAN September 28, 2022
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conjugal sex

Sex between two consenting people.
Her daddy caught me riden’ ‘er like Sea Biscuit but was relieved when she looked over her shoulder and said, “Don’t worry daddy, it’s conjugal sex!
by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017
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Sex God

A melanated man with the title of VVS who has the mind & jewels of SOURCE in the flesh
You lust for me girl admit it
Up all night praying I hit it
Lately you’ve been a bad girl
Rushing is sin in my world
This vibe takes time to create
I can’t come early or late
My time is divine
Healing pu**ies always on my mind
Cause I’m a sex God

#TheKingsPen
by TheKingsPen August 25, 2022
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Sex

Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!
"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"
by i.like.cats December 11, 2023
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Sex

Something many people have but I never will
Shes so hot I want to have sex with her
by Roseygal May 23, 2021
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