Eli Manning

A football guy whose secretly gay

You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning

by Buffytheheteroslayer January 17, 2018

11th man

A homo-erotic sex event in which one man throws a party for ten of his friends in hopes that they will sexually abuse him. Usually associated with the liberal city of Seattle, Wa these events are often disguised as football parties so as to allow closeted members to participate. Hosts wishing to advertise the affair and increase attendance will often place a flag or banner outside their home or decal on their vehicle.

-Hey you guys want to get a beer?

-No thanks, Seattle is playing and we have an eleventh man (11th man) party to attend.

-You guys are gay... see you later!

-***Snicker to eachother***

by Jack Assinine July 5, 2016

Man Wallet

Seeing Previous Definitions for "Vagina" One was Ham Wallet. So Man Wallet is that Of a Man or Woman who are Uncertain of What Lies below. Not being Able to See your "Down there" you must Assume you are the Proud owner of a Man Wallet. Sort of an Either Or.

"My oh My Cad. What a Nice Man Wallet you Have"

Or

"Cad uses it's Man Wallet to Lure in Unsuspecting Girls Or Guys"

by ThatOnePerson1121 March 5, 2010

Bisexual man

A guy who is in denial about his sexuality

I met a bisexual man but of course he was just a liar

by dole merchant January 12, 2023

man-at-arms

Leader of the potatoes (potatoesdef'n two). Believed to be the receiver of attention from the original Trebor (Trebor def'n 1). He often thinks that he is smarter and wiser than all when he is actually duped and dispised by most. Generally has a bad attitude and some rumors that his penis is small - yet to be confirmed as the potatoes that suck up to him have not yet stepped forward to admit they were able to find it.

Man-at-arms was on ECGN today with his potatoes making the server no longer enjoyable to fellow rtcw'ers. After they got bored pimping their console muscles and banning any truly good players, they left to go screw around somewhere else.

Worthy player: "I thought this server had rules of conduct for its potatoes?"
Man-at-arms: "As far as I am concerned their are no rules of conduct" followed by '!ban Worthy player don't ask stupid questions cause I am a bum!'

by ECGN Playa or am I? January 24, 2005

big man ting

big man ting is a big man does a ting a small man cant do. perioddddd

''oi wagwarn big man ting buss me some loud still''
''oi timothy fam dont ask big man questions ill shank ur dad''

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Every mans fantasy

Every mans fantasy consist of 1 set of Billy Banana Balls, 1 Cricket Bat, 4 pounds of blue cheese, 1 cellphone on vibrate, 6 pouches of capri sun, 3 jimmy fucking faggots, and one 4 year grandpa named jimmity jackhammer jerry.

Every mans fantasy is what your whore of a mother does with me every saturday night.

by Cock lover January 11, 2009