betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

by erudyne March 21, 2016

Albino dog shit

Aged dog shit that has been left out in the sun and turned a white color

person 1-look at the Albino dog shit left on the hot pavment

person2-i can smell that shit from here

by Norte Nigglet Malester May 13, 2011

Shit-Pipe Elves

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.

My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!

by bumflute July 25, 2011

Gay Little Shit

Someone who bursts with gayness in their everyday life. Term of endearment.

Alex: "Aw, Clarke, you gay little shit!"

Clarke: "Wow Alex, you're acting like a gay little shit right now.

Alex" "Am not you thottibiscotti!"

by robloxdaddy October 31, 2018

Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or persons actions of constantly posting or uploading of a single repetitive topic, idea, event, etc.

We understand you went to Coachella, you need to Stop Posting This Shit

by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

gay shit mad

Being so mad that you will turn down everything. Even a blowjob.

Bladen: Sean are you ready to party?

Sean: *no reply*

Bladen: What are you fucking gay shit mad?

Riles: FUCKING GAY SHIT MAD!

by Gayshitmadshawn November 10, 2019