Heart Eye Syndrome

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person

Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!

by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019

Retardial Syndrome

A retard who has every disability and every illness, typically an insult to babies.

Your baby looks like it has Retardial Syndrome.

by 69420tard January 2, 2022

Mona Syndrome

a syndrome that affects Yemenis living in Saudi Arabia which makes them view Saudi's culture, accents, and people as perfect.

One of the treatments researchers have recommended for this syndrome is visiting Yemen.

Yemeni A: Yemenis are a bunch of pedophiles and backward people, they shouldn't have access to the internet!
Yemeni B: Dude, you have Mona syndrome

by atowk September 12, 2021

Buttmunchausen Syndrome

Buttmunchausen syndrome is when a person attempts to gain attention by amplifying flatulence in public.

I have recently been diagnosed with Buttmunchausen syndrome.

by Llessur Vil October 28, 2023

Corf Syndrome

When you say "bah" instead of "ba" and you wear your Hoodie around your ear. Other symptoms include: Gelatine like walking, saying "frate" in every sentence and the inability to have a social life.

Bah, ce tema avem la matematica frate? (corf syndrome)

by Giorgica fara frica December 17, 2024

Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025

Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

by Kentich January 4, 2024