hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.

Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

by Spacemonke June 26, 2021

Hot Rod

When a girl give a blowjob then takes a shot of hot sauce afterward.

“Hey bro guess what”
Bro- “What?”

“I got a hot rod from a chick last night!”
Bro- “No WAY!”

by J.J namsit September 30, 2019

Hot Fudge Sundae

The act of taking a steaming hot shit in the females vagina, cumming on top of the shit, and then pissing on it. Then you take a spoon and eat all that shit up!

Joseph: Hey dad, can we do another Hot Fudge Sundae @dad????????

by GammAndrew January 20, 2018

Australian Hot-pocket

The act of intercourse where two partners sit vertically together with their anuses stuck together. One proceeds to defecate and both pass it back and forth

“Oh hell no! David did the Australian hot-pocket with his girl!”

by T.Rizzy June 30, 2025

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.

Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.

by ledar August 3, 2021

Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

by Rocket828 September 27, 2024