fire alarm sex

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.
by Daddydurabledildo January 01, 2024
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Deplorable sex

1. The act of using legation, such as:
Carrots,cucumbers, Bananas, etc. To satisfy a sexual desisire.

Using equipment, lightbulbs and/or heat generating housware..
2. UN-natural and inhumane sexual behavior.
Deplorable sex was caught on camera by a family member.
by Zambama April 04, 2018
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sex coward

A person who is a prude in bed. And would never allow any fetishism in the bedroom, a person with a very vanilla sex life. A person who does not like to experiment in the bedroom. A sex coward would never have a threesome.
My boyfriend won't allow me to bring a dildo to be to bed with us he is a total sex coward.
by pixie ho April 20, 2016
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Sex Privileged

A person being attractive by their opposite sex without the person giving any effort to improve his/herself.
Friend 1: Does every girl likes this guy because he's tall?
Friend 2: No, its because he's "Sex Privileged"!
by Just_Some_Tall_Guy! June 08, 2020
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Sex shitter

When someone can't control their bowls when they orgasims... They shit at the same time as they climax .
That Babcock , he's a real sex shitter.
Look at that little sex shitter go
by Joseph w fifty pounds of gunt January 16, 2016
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