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Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024
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Hot

Some place that is frequently searched by the police
Aye bro don’t bring weed around the block it’s hot
by OGWoods May 28, 2018
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Hot Tub Game

When you sit in a hot tub with 3 other people and then each jizz and add food coloring to the water and try to guess who's is who's by slurping the specimen through a straw.
During our coffee break, we played the hot tub game.
by Marc Edel May 14, 2015
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Heavens Hot Tub

A heavens hot tub is the act of cumming inside a woman’s vagina, laying there after without pulling out and allowing your cock to relax in a hot blend of cum and cunt juices.
Last night after I screwed Betsy I told her to shut up and lay still while I enjoyed a heavens hot tub
by TrialBeRank November 16, 2019
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hot tuna

Hot Tuna (verb)
hot too-nuh

1. To unexpectedly score big in a high-risk situation, especially when you had no business winning.
“Bro, I was down to my last $5 at the poker table, then pulled a hot tuna and walked out with $2K.”

2. To attract or hook up with someone way out of your league, typically through dumb luck or sheer chaos.
“He showed up drunk, wearing Crocs, and still went home with the bartender. Dude pulled a hot tuna.”

3. To make a bold move that somehow works despite terrible odds or poor planning.
“No GPS, no gas, no cell service—and he still found the campsite? That’s a hot tuna if I’ve ever seen one.”

Origin:
Derived from deep-sea fishing slang, where catching a tuna is rare, exhilarating, and usually unplanned. Eventually hijacked by bros, degenerates, and weekend warriors to describe life’s wild, undeserved victories.
“you can’t hot tuna yourself outta this one, pal.”
by btchasss May 10, 2025
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Hot head

Someone who loud mouths something that you don't want to be said.
Dude, Sasha was being such a Hot head earlier
by anonymous August 8, 2017
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HoT

Hot
by Ummm no December 31, 2021
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