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Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.
Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"
by Songyy July 22, 2023
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Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.
Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.
by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025
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Cock sleeve

People (objectivied/self-objectivied) who does/loves being penetrated by cock even when not fucked (the cock remains still)
by unmrn April 29, 2025
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Cock

You nasty, what are you doing looking up cock in the urban dictionary?! What would your grandmother think If she knew what you were looking up in your spare time?
1. “I can’t get any action, so I look up ‘cock’ in the urban dictionary
2. My friend’s grandparents owned a farm, and they had two colorful cocks. They were nice.
by Icantthinkofausername0106 February 11, 2019
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cock fonnied

When you get friend zoned after getting naked and almost having sex.
Jessie got cock fonnied the other day, poor girl
by Anvi.mr August 18, 2019
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Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024
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Cock mongrel

That Maicy Rasmus is a real cock mongrel
by Resident rump May 17, 2023
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