cock collage

Any place there are am irregularly large number of dudes.

Also see Sausage Fest

Hey was that bar any good last night?
No bro...it was a fucking cock collage.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

Cock hole

Is a slang name for Ukrainian man. Consonant with the term "hohol" (in english translation - "crest"), similar to a medieval Turkish haircut in the form of a single braid on a bald head.

A typical question for a Ukrainian bot pretending to be a foreigner: are you cock hole?

by Taras_Pidorashko November 29, 2023

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.

Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.

by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.

“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”

by Big Arv March 23, 2021