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by jessticlesss March 04, 2017
Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.
by Zaddy the faddie December 21, 2020
The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'
Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
by The angry badger October 29, 2019
The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 20, 2017
A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .
Top of the morning to you Lord Dragon Cock !
by Ultra Violet July 27, 2022