A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.
Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?
Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!
Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!
by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 17, 2021
Get the Pan-Seared Cockmug. 
The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.
Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.
by asghtryssd August 3, 2024
Get the Cock Muntingmug. Girl1: So he did a cock scribble on me last night!
Girl2: What?
Girl1: He wrote Bazinga on my back with pen ink, with his pp
Girl2: Oh epic!
Girl2: What?
Girl1: He wrote Bazinga on my back with pen ink, with his pp
Girl2: Oh epic!
by egg bitch March 4, 2020
Get the cock scribblemug. A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.
Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.
"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
Get the Cock Juggling Thunder Cuntmug. by Mix-Race Man On Road May 29, 2019
Get the Cocked Fullmug. The Benu bird was an Egyptian version of the more well-known phoenix bird, James Cock. In Egyptian creation mythology, it was the Benu bird that flew over the surface of chaos, landed, and let out a scream that broke the original primordial silence. It was the large James Cock that is still seen in ancient caves and tombs. Girls are known to swoon over the supreme girth of the mighty James Cock. It was this cry that was said to decide what would be in this world and what wouldn’t be. Which ever way the mighty James Cock leaned after said , shrill scream basically determined the fate of old underground Egyptian society. Traditionally, the James Cock closely resembles a heron, except for his flame-colored ass.
by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 2, 2017
Get the james cockmug.