Post-Upload Syndrome

when you've done absolutely everything remotely possible to further your submission into perfection; upload it, and begin feeling anxious about it somehow, whether it be by discovering an anomaly pretense or wondering if the general public will see it fit.

damn bro your new track was fire af

yeah but that one part seems kinda wack, i'm getting hella Post-Upload Syndrome

by smyleynine March 27, 2018

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

BLACK AIR FORCE SYNDROME

a deadly virus. When one white air force accidentally steps on a black air force, the black air force will be infected with the black air force syndrome. The infected will stomp on every shoe they see, Jordans, Nike, everything. Creasing every shoe on its path.

chigga: "ching chong omg he has the black air force syndrome"
chigga 2: "ching chong yeah lets avoid him"

by Dr, Sol October 6, 2024

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

Peter Parkinson's syndrome

When you see your uncle die and it causes you to shake uncontrollably

We think he has Peter Parkinson's syndrome but we've only seen him do it with one uncle. We're going to need to another uncle to die to be REALLY sure.

by if u know you know January 5, 2022

Yozza Syndrome

Yozza syndrome: "being conventionally attractive and polite, yet having a personality so unstable and discomforting that the person cannot be liked by a girl for longer than a week. Than they either start hating him, or he becomes they figure of an older brother (if the past romantic interest lacks one)"

How did John spend that date with that cute girl he was talking about?
Dont get too excited. He has Yozza syndrome.

by Brzi April 26, 2022

Prefocus Syndrome

A moment of intense user frustration resulting from confidently typing an MFA code, password, or other time-sensitive input, only to realize that the text box was never selected and all keystrokes were sent directly into the digital abyss.

After entering his MFA code and then noticing it wasn't there Bobby suffered a bout of Prefocus Syndrome.

by TabbyDabby May 14, 2025