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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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Assturder’s Syndrome

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.
“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
by Assturders May 4, 2025
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Music Syndrome

When someone's self esteem is music and has happy feels when listening to music.
Person 1: Yo, dude. Why are you listening to music so much?
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019
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Crush Syndrome

A time in your life where every other girl than your CRUSH likes you. Trust me fellas, it's pretty tough and meaningless at that point. Stay STRONK!
Me: Hey, Dave, I really have a crush on Sienna. She looks so fine, is funny, and is just plain beautiful bruh.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.

Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
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Assperger Syndrome

A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.
by John the Felon May 9, 2023
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Cury Syndrome

Serious disease that leads to delusion, loss of money, inability to work, and never able to reach masters in apex
The man had Cury syndrome because he said he can run a warehouse after working in one for one day
by Cury Syndrome August 1, 2022
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