cock nosher

The act of "noshing" (verb gerund or present participle: noshing eat food enthusiastically or greedily.) on a penis.

Amy: Did you like that blowjob?
Jordan: You're such a great cock nosher. *groans*

by jimmysavileswetwipe July 27, 2016

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

Son of a cock sucker

What someone says when they see someone who’s mother sucks dick for money

Victor: Son of a cock sucker!
Jayden: What’s wrong?
Victor: Your mum sucks dick for money, so I’m calling you a son of a cock sucker.

by DaBeasteo March 15, 2023

hockle cock

Typically used as a homophobic insult to a man. Said man uses saliva for homosexual intercourse.

"That guy is a fuckin' hockle cock!"

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

Cock Dinner

Cock Dinner originated on a little chav hotspot called Rec. Which is located in a small village going by the name of Barnton. This slang was created by a Barnton resident who goes by the nickname of Spud. Other words originated in this area are Tuna Melt, Salmon Soup and the list goes on.

Oooo look at that yummy mummy. She would get my big Cock Dinner.

by CummyTummy February 26, 2021

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022