A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.
by Polish bike rider March 26, 2016
When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021
A guy that used his penis to cheats on his girlfriend, or wife with a lot of women, and have sex with another guy’s girlfriend, or wife.
by LinkxPeach May 17, 2025
The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 07, 2022
by sororitygurlz March 09, 2017
by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 02, 2017
A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!
Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!
TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019