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Your mom is the closest galaxy to ours”
Your Mom by James/Bond December 8, 2025
The one, simple, easiest comeback to use. You're talking with Emma? yeah no. YOUR MOM. You're talking to a skibidi sigma little kid? YOUR MOM. You're talking to your mom and she asks a random question? well.........YOUR MOMMMMMMM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Person 1: What's 85÷2?
Person 2: YOUR MOMMMMMMMM
Your mom by yourmoms#1fan February 16, 2026

your mom 

your mom
your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom
your mom by melol6769 October 8, 2025

your mom gay lol

this is the worst insult you can ever use against someone. this will end their career in one complete swipe.
Preacher: Make sure to-
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Preacher: dies

your mom gay 

this is deadass the worst insult you could ever use against someone. any time it is used it will automatically end their career in one strike.
Jeff: hello sir
CEO: get out of my office
Jeff: your mom gay
CEO: *dies*
your mom gay by HeyBeter February 14, 2018

Your mom gay 

Quite possibly the most effective and dangerous insult to use against someone. Has the vulgar power of 5 billion nuclear suns inside and has the potential to end the target's career, dignity or even life. Should always be used as a final blow, if things get too out of hand.

Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.
Opponent: "you're a goddamn nuisance and you should never have been born"
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*
Your mom gay by whoreboys March 3, 2018