Bi-winning

Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".

Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: ... I'm Bi-winning.

by DaNerdling March 26, 2011

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.

“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)

by Entomologist prime March 7, 2020

Win Bang

When 1 man gets gang by busty group of bad bitches.
The Male Version of a GangBang.

My Fantasy is to get winbanged by a group of busty Latinas.

I would love to experince a Win Bang.

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

Win

Is that what you want? You want me to tell you the you won? It's too late. The battered women of America already won. No matter how hard I tried, I NEVER WOULD HAVE BEAT THEM! HA!

Hym "It's already too late to win. I already told you the battered women already won. Speaking of the weaponized schizophrenia. Why did it go UP dramatically during Covid? Did you... I don't know, maybe, start doing it to a bunch of people and they got violent and started beating their wives did they? Because that would make it look like you're telling yourselves 'It's not my fault! It's HYM! It's not that he's clearly right about the effects of the weaponized schizophrenia.' Which is what you are also trying to accuse me of doing it. I'm not fucking BLAMING you for things. You suck and are garbage entirely independently of who's to blame."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?

Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025