Brown Hairadox

HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.
That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.
by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011
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Brown balls

When you are giving a girl anal then she splatter farts and it goes down your dick and coats your bills brown
When bestie and I were going doggy style she splatter farted and have me brown balls
by Undatedshrimp April 14, 2016
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Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait
Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!
by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016
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perell brown

Guy 1 “You know that nigga perell brown”

Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden

Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”
by Nigga you don’t know April 24, 2023
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Brown Critter

The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.
"Last night was awesome. I totally gave her a Brown Critter."
by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013
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Brown Grid

When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009
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Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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