HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.
That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.
by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

When you are giving a girl anal then she splatter farts and it goes down your dick and coats your bills brown
by Undatedshrimp April 14, 2016

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait
by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016

Guy 1 “You know that nigga perell brown”
Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden”
Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”
Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden”
Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”
by Nigga you don’t know April 24, 2023

The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.
by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013

When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
