hobnocking wanker

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014

rainbow wanker

A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.

Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur

Selden: What

Bravis: Rainbow Wanker

Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!

by dickcockandballs April 13, 2023

Wanker

General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.

Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Wanker

1 - Someone who wanks.

2 - An insult.

Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation

"Piss off, you wanker!"

by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

Wanker

Paul Harvey

Paul Harvey a Facebook wanker

by Dave know-it-all February 20, 2019

Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".

Martin is such a jolly wanker.

by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025