wanker

A distinctly Australian term describing someone who is essentially an idiot or dropkick

What a wanker.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .

"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"

by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019

Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Wanker

People who build synthetic users.

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.

by huguini April 6, 2023

Serial wanker

Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022

Tentbox Wanker

One who purchases a roof private wanking tent, proceeds to wank at least once per camping session, then spends the rest of the year, driving round the UK with it attached to his roof, rarely is seen actually being used, too lazy to remove from the vehicle. In some instances found in convoy with other wankers. Some people manage to fit 2 x wanking boxers in vehicles such as Ford Rangers etc...

Look at the Tentbox Wanker, or have you seen that 10ft wanker, imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night and forgetting you're 10ft off the ground...

by Wankbox November 3, 2025