Tommy

a godly man who made a shit ton of definitions

holy frick it's tommy

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Tommy innit stan

A disgusting virgin, usually tucked into dark corners watching a loud teenager while making illegal rule 34 of him and his friend, a far relative of the much more tame Tommy Innit fan. The most dangerous version is on the social media app Tik Tok usually pressing on their disgusting idea's like Zoophilia is valid, and many other things like how Tommy Innit is better than team crafted, we describe these ideas as "Cap". It's best to not interact with these creatures, out of risk of catching this horrible disease

Holy shit a Tommy Innit stan. Run don't catch the virgin disease.

by Lmao sleepy February 10, 2022

Tommy

After 6 and a half years, Tommy gay now.

6 and a half years later, tommy is gay.

by Birddogsillyfish February 11, 2022

Tommy Gunning

Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer

Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!

by ItalianTrash September 9, 2021

Viva la Tommy Tankers

Means 'Long Live the Tommy Tankers' in Italian.

Did you see one of The Tommy Tankers' players has just chinned Sugartits? Viva la Tommy Tankers!

by benji2004 September 12, 2021

Tommy

Not the kind of guy you want to be dating.

He seems nice and innocent at first, but be careful. He has a tendency to take things too far and is not good at taking hints.

He tries to help everyone and he might have good intentions, but he usually fucks it up and leaves people worse off than they started.

And after you break up with him, don't keep in contact. Because he will still treat you like you're his partner and doesn't know how to back off.

Tommy made my life so much worse... I'll never date someone like him again.

by commonloser879 September 26, 2021

Tommy

I feel bad for all the old women named Tommy

Nephew: grandma, what’s your real name?
Tommy (grandma): Tommy, dear
Nephew: haha your a fucking cuck loser grandma tommy more dummy dream smp bithx nerd

by Blueless September 29, 2021