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Apple Pound

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie
by Tremdom January 29, 2025
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
mugGet the Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bagmug.

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life
harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.
by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021
mugGet the bailey one pound coffeemug.

kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
mugGet the kraft quarter poundmug.

5 english pounds

Five English Pounds is a not with a £ and a 5 on it used for buying stuff
by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017
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pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
by AmSchem June 15, 2017
mugGet the pound of bacon with a side of sausagemug.

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