A person who knows the songs that Glee sings before they've sung them and let's EVERYONE know it. Glee Hipsters also hate those who only know songs from Glee.
Person: "Sing" is my new favorite song!
Glee Hipster: Me too! I love My Chemical Romance!
Person: Who? I'm talking about Glee
Glee Hipster: -_-
Glee Hipster: Me too! I love My Chemical Romance!
Person: Who? I'm talking about Glee
Glee Hipster: -_-
by ASuiteHeart May 05, 2011
A fake football fan. More likely to be seen on the Internet than in the stadium, where he usually annoys the real football fans with his smugness, while knowing shit about the game. Follows trendy teams like Dortmund and Napoli and is the first to leave the sinking ship.
Football hipster: Oh my. Your incorrect spelling matches with your unillumined knowledge of todays modern football. Pardon, total ignorance or simply deliberate forgery?
Real fan: Get lost, douchebag!
Real fan: Get lost, douchebag!
by jarraj November 22, 2013
A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.
Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.
Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.
Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters
Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.
Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters
by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 01, 2012
I had hipster sex last night and he kept pointing out how he loved the curves of my ears and how soft my toes were!
by We_are_samanthas April 27, 2011
by kred420 December 16, 2011
A house hipster is a hipster that spends a long time around 'normal' people that they aren't classed as a hipster anymore but still basically is one.
John: Hasn't that Adam been spending a lot of time with those non-hipsters?
Steve: Yeah he's turning in to a house hipster.
Steve: Yeah he's turning in to a house hipster.
by b0wl February 24, 2012
An unholy birthing from the chaos following any tragedy, the tragedy hipster will ridicule the mainstream media for not covering 'more vital' tragedies that only their own magical social media feed displays.
"Everybody's praying for Paris, but no network will cover the stuff in Beirut."
"Dude. Check a news site instead of Facebook once in a while. You are such a tragedy hipster!"
"Dude. Check a news site instead of Facebook once in a while. You are such a tragedy hipster!"
by LionPatriot November 20, 2015