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Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name May 29, 2012
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Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.
"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"
by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022
mugGet the Turkey Taintmug.

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
mugGet the Promethean Taint Ticklemug.

Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.
My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.
by seemslikeit March 7, 2022
mugGet the Yak taintmug.

Tennessee Taint Tickler

When bro starts acting up so you lowkey have to give him that tennessee taint tickler
Taylor: I’m not doing this right now

Oliver: Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Tennessee Taint Tickler
by livlikesmilksteak August 9, 2025
mugGet the Tennessee Taint Ticklermug.

spray taint

When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint
Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!
by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018
mugGet the spray taintmug.

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction
Man she touched me on the taint stick
mugGet the taint stickmug.

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