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santa

a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out
mom: hey you got a present
me from who
mom: FROM SANTA!!!
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.
by Quixand October 6, 2017
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santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away
chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast
by mr binoculars December 15, 2020
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Santa

Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan
"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"
by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021
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Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy
Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.
by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024
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Santa

A guy who likes to come down chimneys.
*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 24, 2019
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Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.
by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018
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