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Santa

Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan
"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"
by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021
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Santa

A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses
I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal
by manwomen September 10, 2020
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santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.
"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017
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Santa

Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.
Katie: Mum, is Santa real?
Katie's mum: Yes, sweetheart.
We have no proof of Santa being real!!
by Angxlii December 24, 2022
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A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators
Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies
by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018
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ghetto santa

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa
by a+t<3 December 26, 2021
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