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Jake Paul

A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.
Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.
by MarineOne November 13, 2017
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Jake Paul

Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.
by TotallyNotALongNameWastingTime November 11, 2018
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Paul McBain

A man who eats roast dinners everyday (but not a Friday) and who stalks 14 year old twitch streamers.
by Paul mcbain May 26, 2021
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John Paul

John-Paul is a cute mexican dude with curly black hair, glasses and is highly awkward but one of the smartest people in class and very nice when you get to know him.
Theres john paul! What a cutie, wish i could be with him!
by St4rP0wer September 14, 2019
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paul newman

legend says that when he was in college to relieve stress
he would drink a case of beer, and then complete 100 pushups and a hundred situps all within four hours.
"lets do a paul newman this weekend"
by The Mayor of Lawtown August 28, 2006
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Logan Paul

A prick that will get knocked out by KSI on August 25!
Logan Paul will get knocked out on round 3
by Dillz7 August 19, 2018
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Hey Paul!

The term catchphrased by the movie american physco, when the main character yells "Hey Paul!" and kills another with an axe. (The character who did so is the meme known as "Dubs Guy" on /b/) Usually used to scare someone/ express that you'd want to kill someone else.
Example 1:

Guy 1 is randomly standing around
Guy 2 yells: Hey Paul!
Guy 1 jumps.

Example 2

Guy 1: Dude why the fuck did you do that?
Guy 2: i dunno lol
Guy 1: HEY PAUL!
by EDGAR ALLAN MOE February 22, 2011
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