Tough Paper Cut

1. Someone who's all talk & no action.

2. Someone who claims they're so tough, & when it comes to it, they pussy out.

3. Someone who acts tough on the phone/computer & then when you see them in person, they act all pussy.

4. Someone who talks shit & say they can/are going to "kick your ass" ; yet when you go to comfront them, they pussy out.

Friend 1: Did you hear about what Suzie did?

Friend 2: I know, she totally called Amber a bitch! And when Suzie went to comfront her, she denied everything & pussied out!

Friend 1: Yeah! She acts like such a Tough Paper Cut.

by Anairiax3 August 2, 2011

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paper tiger

seemingly overwhelming paperwork or paper clutter

I want to tidy up my home, but first I have to tame the paper tiger.

by MamaNette March 8, 2019

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off paper

Possessing qualities not easily described verbally nor demonstrated with concrete facts.

Our relationship makes no sense on paper, but off paper we are absolutely amazing.

by false refuge firebomber June 1, 2013

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paper in my pooper

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.

You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.

by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 23, 2005

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Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021

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