mastering the bat(e)man 

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

mastering the bat(e)man by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

man behind the slaughter

who is that man anyways? and who is slaugther?

who is that man behind the slaughter?
man: what im doing here???
slaughter: who am i???

man behind the slaughter by riganman!@# April 30, 2020

man behind the slaughter

sum dead purple guy called william acton who killed kids. He was the co-owner of fazbear entertainment until he killed the other co-owners kid and the co-owner (henry Emily) killed himself using circus baby. then william was lured into a springlock suit by the first 5 kids he killed and he died (lol get fukt m8). now he possesses the spring lock suit and is now known as springtrap / scraptrap.

"its been so long, the last I've seen my son lost to this monster, to the man behind the slaughter."

man behind the slaughter by HajimemeXDXD September 21, 2020

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man 

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.

When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man by Tell all May 13, 2012

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole 

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

the most electrifying man in sports entertainment 

The Rock Dwayne Johnson according to the announcers and fans of WWE.

Jim Ross: "OH MY GOD IT'S THE ROCK!"
Jerry Lawler :"HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"
Michael Cole : " He's the most electrifying man in sports entertainment!"

the most electrifying man in sports entertainment by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

Man-in-the-middle 

Pub game that involves a large group of friends (NOT to be tried with strangers) forming a circle, surreptitiously forcing one member of the group into the middle and then all unleashing knee-kicks towards the 'man in the middle' and shouting at him, "man in the middle!".

Dean's had to go to the RUH with chronic dead leg after we pummeled him during a game of man-in-the-middle down 'spooners last night.

Man-in-the-middle by Rors83 May 9, 2019