When you start a sentence about something mundane, but you think faster than you talk so you end up encompassing your views on the meaning of life and the origins of the universe while ordering a cheeseburger.
Man, when he starts kyling out it's like a video bufferring and 9,000 random facts speed by every time it gets stuck.
by skeptichemist87 March 20, 2016
Get the kyling outmug. 
by LuckyNut April 4, 2021
Get the Sam&Kyleemug. by Nora127 March 10, 2022
Get the Kyle Traynormug. When you shoot a whole dill pickle out of your anus with such force that it apon impact creates a fist sized hole in the dry wall.
After returning home from the grocery store with her vlassics she was so excited she pickled kyled the living room.
by MotherPugger69 May 18, 2022
Get the Pickled Kylemug. He is the funniest guy I have ever met and he is nothing like the rest. Every time I see him it makes me want to spend my entire life with him. Even though he might have a lack of brain cells he always talks about chicken butts. I said to myself that I would not date or have a crush on anyone until next year of 2023 but he caught my eye once I started seeing that he was flirting with me. He shows that he can be himself around me and so can I. He makes me feel like I'm the only girl in the world and I would never let him go.
Kyle Z is a chicken butt
by LuckyTomboyGirl December 13, 2022
Get the Kyle Zmug. Kyle is a monster energy drinker who lingers around and says they are bad at everything they do. Kyle is the type of guy to say something immediately after you tell them not to. Kyle is also the type to claim they will steal your hoe, depending on how hot. Otherwise, a pessimistic piece of shit. Rates themselves low on the attractiveness scale. Does not respond to directions well. Often repeats themselves.
by Lennygrodd September 21, 2019
Get the Kyle Braymug.