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Jess and Luca

The most attractive couple that you will ever come across in history. With Jess’s beauty and and intelligence, and Luca being tall and extremely handsome. They are very hard to beat. However, they both have dark sides which if you ever come across and Jess dating a Luca or the other way round, and you do something bad to them or stab them in the back, good luck pal cuz your in for a very long painful ride!
Her: “omg is jess dating that guy called luca??!!”
Him: “yes, Jess and Luca are dating ofc! they’re the most attractive couple i’ve ever seen!”
by sym4000 July 6, 2022
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jesse

a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.
eww look its jesse the fatass
by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 23, 2021
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jesse

"Jesse"-Means to jizz uncontrollably on one or more people while publicly fisting themselves. "Jizzy Jesse"
"Jizzy jesse strikes again"
by TheJesseJuicer March 6, 2023
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Jesse

Ohh look there goes Jesse twerking on a light pole
by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021
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Jesse

As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....
Bro that jesse guy is kinda odd...
by Potato_slapper October 6, 2019
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sexy jess

Damm look at her. She a sexy Jess.
by Stevieboii August 12, 2022
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jesse de koning

A really sexy Guy, he fucked Many girls. The girls loves his giant Dick. And he's a Nice person. He's a really Nice person
Thats a real Jesse de koning
by Jdk1002 February 24, 2017
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