faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014

camel sponge

A tampon for a very large vagina.

Guy 1: Dude how was she ?
Guy 2: After I got done with her, shes gonna need camel sponges .

by Mobyduck June 10, 2017

psychedelic camel

A Psychedelic Camel is an in-understandable creature. He is the only one of his kind, he lacks many human characteristics. This is basic information on the Camel himself, if you want to know more, simply ask him.

I was graced by the Presence of the Psychedelic Camel.

by Chingchongeaterkilla December 9, 2018

camel honkey

Miles Kite

That black guy called me a camel honkey

-miles kite

by CamelHonkey69 May 19, 2018

Camel Day

A Day where You Eat a Shit Ton of Food and Drink a Helluva Lot of Water so You don't have to Eat and Drink for a Few Days

Guy 1: Oh Dude Today is My Camel Day!

Guy 2: Oh that's Good Man. Make Sure to Eat some for Me

by Mephistopheles July 29, 2021

Mounting the Camel

Fucking a pregnant woman missionary style.

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.

by Ockahm June 16, 2021

Grudge Camel

A person who can and does hold grudges beyond all reasonable timescales.

Do not mess with my wife, she is a total grudge camel.

by anonymous October 6, 2020