A total arsehole that has no friends and dumps a good girlfriend and asks someone else out and gets rejected. Looks like a nerdy gay maths geek. Also, a bent cock.
by Joe Blogsypop February 09, 2018
Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.
Brandon Wilbur be lookin like a snack.
by TAYLORFFFFF January 22, 2021
by Pspspspspspsps January 19, 2021
What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.
“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”
by TheFakeQuan November 13, 2018
by loser1034 July 16, 2015
by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi November 08, 2018
All hail Brandon Chromes, our lord and savior!
by The_Melon_King October 31, 2019