United states of American

What you call people from the US, as to not confuse them with other americans.
Surely, only a United States of American could believe that America is a country.
by Jacob_jacob July 05, 2007
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Penn State style

Shower room mischief pioneered by Penn State football coaches. One participant must be under 18.
Father Donovan was moved to another parish after they caught him and little Bobby doing it Penn State style.
by gadflye November 12, 2011
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The United States of America

The fattest, dumbest, and most self absorbed country in the world.
by Callumbuddy December 07, 2015
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Lyndon State College

Person 1: Where do you go?
Person 2: Lyndon State College.
Person 1: That's not a college. That's a high school you sleep at.
by Batman1932134 February 22, 2014
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State Run Media

Any network that is more interested in protecting political administrations then actually reporting the real news. They will often decline to report any bad things these administrations do in order to make them look better they they actually are. The state run media consists of the news networks of ABC, CBS, CNN, & NBC and all of their affiliates.
Tom: Dude I just heard the story on the radio about how the President actually knew about the attacks on our embassy before it actually took place.

Bill: Really!...man, I have to stop watching the state run media, they won't report anything that makes Obama look bad!
by Thotho September 28, 2012
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United States of America

The most generous country in the world...sometimes too generous in my opinion.
US:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! :-(
US: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred million dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defense and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in US's face)
by The Scrumptrilizer January 18, 2005
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Oregon State University

A four year agricultural college located in Corvallis, Oregon. Known as the dumping grounds for Lewis and Clark, Reed, and University of Oregon rejects. Mostly attended by kids from small Oregon towns.
Kid from Grants Pass: Portland and Eugene are too big for me and I only received adequate grades in high school. I have decided to attend Oregon State University over Eastern Oregon. I hear they have the #1 Sheep Studies program in the country.
by Portlandia2 March 13, 2011
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