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Shirt Squirter

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!
by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010
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Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
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No Shirt Month

October is National no shirt month because the weather is still a little warm, and not too cold so you should keep your shirt off while it lasts!
Guy: come on just take it off!
Girl: but why?
Guy: because it’s October! National no shirt month!
by Joe Mamma’s a hoe October 25, 2019
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chambray shirt

A button up denim shirt that is quintessential in any basic bitch's wardrobe
That chambray shirt looks great w your MK bag
by Baz June 12, 2016
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Shirt-Tugger

If you are the designated driver or designated walker, a person who always complains to go with you to a party and always wants to leave a party early knowing you're responsible for taking them home. They are the type to act reckless at parties and force you to be the ones to watch over them
See gamekiller

Named after what small children do to their mothers when they are being whiny brats
Text from Dawn: alright so what's the plan for tonight
Text from Dawn: If you're going to Ron's party let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm ready, so if you're ready, let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm 5 minutes away from your house
Text from Dawn: I'm at your door
Text from Me: You're such a shirt-tugger

Dawn: Can we go?
Me: Fuck no. We just got here. Quit tuggin my shirt
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
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