A "shirt fight" is a very brief type of fight that occurs when two parties begin to get aggressive with eachother, yelling first and then usually one or both people grab hold of the others shirt and yanks at it or uses it to shake that person they are yelling at. A "shirt fight" differs from a "fist fight" in that no physical blows are thrown, but cannot simply be defined as an argument because it usually results in a ripped/stretched shirt.
Example (1)
Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"
Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."
Person 1: "A shirt fight?"
Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"
Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."
Person 1: "A shirt fight?"
Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
by Ralph Midd November 14, 2013
"He wears tight shirts" is slang used to subtly describe a guy who likes guys. Someone who wears a tight shirt could also like women, but the important thing is that he kisses dudes.
This phrase was first used to describe superheroes from Marvel Cinema, as the male superheroes who wore very tight shirts often liked men.
This phrase was first used to describe superheroes from Marvel Cinema, as the male superheroes who wore very tight shirts often liked men.
Sarah: Oh, that guy's cute! Is he single?
Sam: I wouldn't flirt with him if I were you, i think he wears tight shirts.
Sam: I wouldn't flirt with him if I were you, i think he wears tight shirts.
by tenrose April 17, 2021
Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.
This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013
mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.
by jimmybomm February 16, 2022
A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.
by Destroytion October 04, 2022
when you try to have a conversation with a dude but you keep getting distracted by his rancid shirt gap.
by itsposthuman June 18, 2017